Wednesday, February 18, 2009

First 3 out of 12.......

Okay, so like I said with much added pressure to get this thing online - here we go.....I am a bit nervous for putting this out there for peeps who are not in the inner circle. My main concern is being that it will take off to unprecedented fame and then I will most likely be asked to be the fifth judge. Then my fear will rest in that I will have to recap on my very own muffin top and split ends. So you can see my concern and skepticism but for now I will give it a shot and see if I don't piss off too many people.

So vote off day - I am liking that I saw only 59 minutes on my DVR, a good sign of me going to bed at a decent time for once! But I do always get over anxious at how long and drawn out the process can be, but to my surprise there were some nice change ups and believe it or not only ONE "we will find out after the break"

So the group performance - I found it hysterical how these people who just a few months ago were serving nuggets and drilling for oil get immediately thrown into a group performance and must perform jazz hands on cue. It's so awkward for someone who is not choreography bound. So I secretly enjoy watching the stiff shoulder shakes/shrugs, and the "5....6....7...8 counting" that is no doubt going on in their heads.

Before we get to the inevitable, there are a few things I would like to comment on that perhaps should not go unnoticed.

#1 How could I have forgotten to mention that Alexis' dad is randomly an overly emotional Sam Kiniston? The wavy gravy man was more choked up than Sam's chicken during the "wild thing" video with Jessica Hahn.
#2 Does Danny get sponsorship from Sally Jessee Raphael? I am just saying - I like the glasses they look good on him, but really a new color every performance? During his recap last night they previewed, Brown, Red, Black and clear? Do you think the lenses just pop out and they have interchangeable frames - I can hear the infomercial now "and if you buy now.....we will throw in the pastel color scheme for free!"
#3. I never realized the connection that Paula and Tatiana had. But truly they connect on some level and now it makes sense. Neither one can complete a sentence, both seem like they take the same medications, nor answer the question that is asked of them..... I never knew they had so much in common - I mean besides the dark haired upper lip.

Well WOWSER.....Really Michael?? America I am disappointed in your gullible ways to get sucked into his blue collar sob story....he is not good folks plain and simple. Perhaps his friends will only be making fun of him because he used the word "sissy" on national TV, I guess to his defense you can just drop the "p" bomb on TV either. I guess I am just a bit sad I don't get to say ANOOOOPIE in my head anymore. And as much as I complained about his brows I will miss those bushy Ernie like caterpillars....like Cinderella (80's band not the princess) says "don't know what you got til its gone...."

Then it was nice to see Carley and Michael John again (two of my fav's from last season) oh how I wish they would throw some crazy reality twist in there that one of them could replace Michael(oil rig Michael).....(sort of like I am hearing that is happening on the bachelor - don't watch but wow there is a lot of buzz about it right now!)

Danny/Tatitna - ahh the stand off.....I will have to say I might have started this site and ended it in the same night if Tatiana advanced instead of Danny. She is so absurd and strange - can you imagine her making it in Hollywood and randomly Nancy O'Dell interviews her "So Tatiana, tell us what is going on with you" and then she just stares at you and hyperventilates?? Wow captivating star quality. Sorry odd one I am happy to see you depart but look at it this way you have some nice star jewelery to sell on Ebay when you get back home and then you can build that nice grass hut you always wanted in Puuuuueeeerrrrrttttooooo Ricccccooooooo..
Danny - I loved that he gave a big WHHHOOOOO HOOOOO as he won right in front of Tatiana's sobbing face. Good for you - enough of this humble B-shit - stand proud and represent~
okay WARNING WARNING heartless commentary coming......
What is with the random crinkled "wallet sized" photo of the wife during the Hero song last night.....uncalled for.

okay so one BIG surprise for me - but I guess that is what keeps it interesting.......

Munson out!

No comments:

Post a Comment